I Luf Ejept
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I Luf Ejept
A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in Egypt,So they send a female reporter to interview the common citizen in egypt..when she arrives at cairo..she picks a random guy ,and starts her interview.
Reporter: Hi Egyptian
Egyptian: We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta
Reporter: Do u speak english
Egyptian: Berfect
Reporter: Do u mind if i interview u?
Egyptian: No, i dont have a mind
Reporter: What' s your name?
Egyptian:Taha
Reporter: Sex?
Taha: I love it
Reporter: oh no, i meant male or female?
Taha (yelling): what do u sink?
Reporter: Its just for the sake of the report..never mind...male. ...
Taha: yas male..and i can brove it any time u want
Reporter: No, thanks,I' ll take u for ur word...so..how do u find life here in egypt?
Taha: Egybt.. very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz
Reporter: oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do ulike in ur country?
Taha: Byramids, nice wezar, nice food
Reporter:Ok .. lets move on..what do u do?
Taha: I am very well ,sank u
Reporter:No, I mean do u have a job?
Taha(looking around him and whispering): Jobat?..no i dont have any(jobat).. lessa
mastaba7nash. .do u have a (job) with u?..we can esmoke it in my car..dont warry about bolice
Reporter:Oh my god,DO YOU WORK?
Taha: Yas yas..Taxi drivar
Reporter:What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt?
Taha:Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment istrying to make it
bettar..zey did the circle street and za me7war street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant comeback..niahahaha 3
Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt?
Taha:I do not undurstand what u say
Reporter:I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt?
Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot ofwater..and we
have byramidz
Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?
Taha:No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at home..and he
go to brizon..if u make money at home..u can only giveit to za banzeena man..they take any money
Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have alot of money?
Taha:me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah?
Reporter:Then where does all the money go?
Taha: Guvurment
Reporter:And what does the government do with the money?
Taha:Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way
Reporter:well , Ok...Do u vote?
Taha:What duz zat mean?
Reporter:Do u choose your president
Taha:Mubarak?
Reporter:yes
Taha(nervously) : i didnt give my voice..but if i was..i will give him my voice
Reporter:Why him?
Taha:Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane
Reporter: But there r no wars right now
Taha:But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it
Reporter:what about the last 26 years ?
Taha:I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi
Reporter:No, i meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years
Taha:He build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way
Reporter:Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
Taha: No broblem,only 10 bounds
Reporter: I never said i will pay u for this
Taha: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke ,and make head
Reporter:Grrrrrrrr
Taha:ok ok..need a Taxi?
Reporter: Hi Egyptian
Egyptian: We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta
Reporter: Do u speak english
Egyptian: Berfect
Reporter: Do u mind if i interview u?
Egyptian: No, i dont have a mind
Reporter: What' s your name?
Egyptian:Taha
Reporter: Sex?
Taha: I love it
Reporter: oh no, i meant male or female?
Taha (yelling): what do u sink?
Reporter: Its just for the sake of the report..never mind...male. ...
Taha: yas male..and i can brove it any time u want
Reporter: No, thanks,I' ll take u for ur word...so..how do u find life here in egypt?
Taha: Egybt.. very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz
Reporter: oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do ulike in ur country?
Taha: Byramids, nice wezar, nice food
Reporter:Ok .. lets move on..what do u do?
Taha: I am very well ,sank u
Reporter:No, I mean do u have a job?
Taha(looking around him and whispering): Jobat?..no i dont have any(jobat).. lessa
mastaba7nash. .do u have a (job) with u?..we can esmoke it in my car..dont warry about bolice
Reporter:Oh my god,DO YOU WORK?
Taha: Yas yas..Taxi drivar
Reporter:What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt?
Taha:Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment istrying to make it
bettar..zey did the circle street and za me7war street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant comeback..niahahaha 3
Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt?
Taha:I do not undurstand what u say
Reporter:I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt?
Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot ofwater..and we
have byramidz
Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?
Taha:No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at home..and he
go to brizon..if u make money at home..u can only giveit to za banzeena man..they take any money
Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have alot of money?
Taha:me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah?
Reporter:Then where does all the money go?
Taha: Guvurment
Reporter:And what does the government do with the money?
Taha:Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way
Reporter:well , Ok...Do u vote?
Taha:What duz zat mean?
Reporter:Do u choose your president
Taha:Mubarak?
Reporter:yes
Taha(nervously) : i didnt give my voice..but if i was..i will give him my voice
Reporter:Why him?
Taha:Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane
Reporter: But there r no wars right now
Taha:But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it
Reporter:what about the last 26 years ?
Taha:I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi
Reporter:No, i meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years
Taha:He build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way
Reporter:Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
Taha: No broblem,only 10 bounds
Reporter: I never said i will pay u for this
Taha: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke ,and make head
Reporter:Grrrrrrrr
Taha:ok ok..need a Taxi?
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gamdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hehehehehehehe
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gamda mooot ya ion
thnx ya prince
wael- Number of posts : 746
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hehehehehee so nice ya ion
el masryeen ahoma
el masryeen ahoma
Reham- Number of posts : 86
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ta7eya kebeera lel circle street w me7war street :D
thxx ya ionzzzz
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Allah 3alek ya Ion...Da mowaten masry malosh 7al w belzat el 7etta di ga7da
IonFox wrote:
Egyptian: We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta
EVO- Number of posts : 611
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ta7ya el me7war street we circle street
add to them ds city deh mia mia pyramids
add to them ds city deh mia mia pyramids
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