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slight laugh :)
by POSY Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:28 pm
Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!
Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm
scolding you now.
Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8. On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: 1 year older then me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher. It's the same dog!
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me, Sir.
Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair?
Ah Kow: No comb, Sir.
Teacher: Use your dad's then.
Ah Kow: No hair, Sir.
A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did you get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do you mean 'under water'?"
" They are all below 'C' (sea) level!"
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!
Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm
scolding you now.
Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8. On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: 1 year older then me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher. It's the same dog!
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me, Sir.
Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair?
Ah Kow: No comb, Sir.
Teacher: Use your dad's then.
Ah Kow: No hair, Sir.
A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did you get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do you mean 'under water'?"
" They are all below 'C' (sea) level!"
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Re: slight laugh :)
by Tulip Sat Jul 21, 2007 12:46 am
i loved tht singapore thing 
cool ya posy thnksss
cool ya posy thnksss
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Re: slight laugh :)
by POSY Sat Jul 21, 2007 12:50 am
thxx ya tulip 3la radek .. ya rab tekon 3agabetek bgd
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Re: slight laugh :)
by IonFox Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:18 pm
hahaha eh da feehom gamdeen awyyyyyy
we eh ya posy UR English et7asen :p
we eh ya posy UR English et7asen :p
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Re: slight laugh :)
by MaRiAm Sat Jul 21, 2007 7:55 pm
hoa fe bta3 2 situations keda mesh fehmtohom bs el ba2y gamdeeeeeeeeen gdn
thnxxx ya posy ya 2mr
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Re: slight laugh :)
by nana2010 Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:58 pm
hehehehe
to7fa mooot
raw3a gedan
teslame ya 2amaar bgad 7elweeeen
to7fa mooot
raw3a gedan
teslame ya 2amaar bgad 7elweeeen
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Re: slight laugh :)
by POSY Sat Jul 21, 2007 11:32 pm
hehehe
thxx ya gma3a .. rododko da7aketny aktar ma de7ekt 3la el topic
@ionfox ...
5alas ba2a mana neseet 2a2olak enny nege7t el sandy f english bta3 sanaweya 3ama
heheheheh
thxx ya gma3a .. rododko da7aketny aktar ma de7ekt 3la el topic
@ionfox ...
5alas ba2a mana neseet 2a2olak enny nege7t el sandy f english bta3 sanaweya 3ama
heheheheh
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Re: slight laugh :)
by wael Sat Jul 21, 2007 11:54 pm
thnx ya posy ....begad gamdin mooooot
we 2alf mabroook 3la el naga7
we 2alf mabroook 3la el naga7
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Re: slight laugh :)
by POSY Sun Jul 22, 2007 9:14 pm
thxx ya metwally
@wael .. allah yebarek feek ... 3o2bal el cct w el electronics w el mech.
@wael .. allah yebarek feek ... 3o2bal el cct w el electronics w el mech.
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